Ghost Game (2004)

Ghost Game- Directed by Joe Knee and starring a bunch of people you don't know, well you might know cousin Ted. This movie is a basic cabin slaughter film. A group of college kids go off to woods for the weekend. What do you think is going to happen? They're all going to fucking die! So these kids are going to a cabin for the weekend to get away. It just so happens that years ago a group of witches had a sacrifice there and they all died. Now they haunt this cabin and make you play a game.

The acting isn't the worst I've ever seen, There are some funny parts(the ecstacy sex/death scene is pretty rad) and plot isn't too bad. But it still falls in the realm of " Shitty Movie". Check it out if you get a chance or if you're just plain bored and don't want to shoot yourself in head.

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I've been busy lately with my job and my new band so I haven't had time to get to my love of writing about shitty horror movies. I pick up a whole bunch of random horror and gore to watch. Here's what I picked up. Night Shadow, My sweet Killer, 2:13, Dark Woods, Texas Chainsaw Massacre2 (gruesome edition), The Killer Inside Me, and many more.... So I'll get my shit together here and put something up soon.

Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

Smoke a fatty and get into this film directed by Amy Jones(Mystic pizza,The Relic, the Beethoven movies, and Indecent Proposal) and starring Michele Michaels and Robin Stille. Slumber Party Massacre is your basic " girls left at home/escaped killer" movie. There's lots of boobs, bad acting, and lots of blood (things that make a great gore film) right from the get go in this early 80's horror classic.

Trish is having a party and everyone is dying. Trish's parents are gone, there's a weird neighbor keeping an eye on things while they're gone and she has invited some friends over for a little party with some weed and beers. It just wouldn't be a slumber party without some guys trying to sneak in. The girls' boyfriends are playing pranks, trying to scare them. ( your regular slasher plot) Soon enough they start dying one by one. The escaped mental patient is on the loose.

The killer in this film used a big fucking power drill, it's great. It makes all the kill scenes really gory and I love it. So if you're into lots of blood and guts, check out this horror classic and you won't be disappointed.

Bloody Pit of Horror (1965)

Bloody Pit of Horror starring Mickey Hargitay from "The Love of Hercules" and "Promises!Promises!" with Jane Mansfield. This movie starts out in the mid evil times with an executioner getting executed for his crimes of torture. They put him in some sort of iron maiden with a glass window, he has been sentenced to death by his own torture device. He curses them all and swears revenge and they shut the door and seal it. There is not a lot of blood but its a good start.

We then fast forward to the 60's. A group of photographers from a book sleeve company or some shit, drive to an old castle for a photo shoot. They think the castle is abandoned but there is some weirdo that lives their with some big muscled guy wearing a tight sailor shirt (kind of homo erotic but subtle). He kicks all of them out of the castle but then he agrees to let the crew stay the night after there long drive, they are told not to go into the dungeons and of course they do like a bunch of dumbasses. The group sets up to do there photo shoot and they find a brunch of mid evil gear and they start fucking around and they break the seal on the executioners tomb. The executioner is back and bodies start piling up.

This movie is pretty good. Its has a very playful S&M feel to it and I was surprise to see this in a 1965 film. Maybe I'm just really high but there is some funny acting in it, but then again I find subtle funny things in everything. The kill scenes and traps/torture devices are all pretty cheesy, and there is some blood which is good. If you get a chance check it out, I found the film on some horror comp call "15 films: Horror"

 GORE- 3 stars
Boobs- 0 (but there is some camel toe)

Halloween Night(2006)

This movie creep as fuck, right from the get go. It starts with this kid watching his mother get rape and killed, she gets her head blown off and it's gory as fuck. So this kid tries to escape and ends up getting burned by steam. It then cuts to 10 years later and he is in an asylum all burnt to shit and creepy looking. He kills two guards and escapes to seek revenge( I assume).

The movie then leads into your basic college kids Halloween party at the "scary house" out of town. David plans to scare all his friends with some Halloween pranks and that all goes to shit and a blood bath ensues as this burnt asylum nut job murders them all.

Check out this flick if you love gore, blood, and boobs. It's great I loved it, director Mark Atkins has got his shit together when it come Horror and Gore.

Halloween Night (2006 )

BOOBS-12

GORE- 5 stars!

Apirl Fools Day (1986)

"April Fools Day" a cheesy 80's horror classic. A weekend of friends on an Island get away and some April fools day pranks. I mean you know it's a good movie when the guy who played Biff Tanner in the "Back to the Future" movies is the star, I also recognize a few of the cast from some other B-film classics.
Everybody is invited to Muffys' house in the woods for the weekend and one by one they all start dying. The plot definitely isn't original but there are some plot twist that are pretty good. The acting and the dialog aren't the worst I've ever seen but it's still your basic cabin weekend slasher film. This also might the only movie I've seen were a guy gets murdered buy getting his dick cut off, so that's new.
You are not missing much if don't see this one, it's not really gory, no boobs,and the kills are pretty weak.

April Fools Day (1986)


Gore- 2 stars
Boobs- 0