Monday, May 30, 2011

knock, knock (2007)

Ok this movie is not a bad movie, it's pretty gory and I like that. This group of high school kids (the popular ones) start dying off one by one and the town is pissed, well all the people in town and they want a quick fix. Nikki one of the main characters has a grand father who use to be a cop and he is on the case, he starts to realize that all the victims fathers played football. The whole time there is this weird handicap guy that is playing with dolls and shit, so you think he's the killer. He ends up telling the cops a story of when he was kid and these football players bullied his friend and him and they ultimately end killing and now some sick fuck is out for revenge.
The gore in this movie is great! Lots and lots of blood and guts, it even has kind of Texas Chainsaw Massacre feel to it. I love it. Everybody that get killed in this bad mambo jambo gets slaughtered, I mean there is a fucking blow torch killing. It's sick. So highly recommend this movie check and find out what happens



Knock, Knock (2007) ***
GORE - 4 stars
Boobs - 2

Saturday, May 21, 2011

The Funhouse (1981)

This movie isn't that bad and I love Toby Hooper. It's got creepy dolls, a creepy kid, and a lot of other creepy shit. It also starts out with titties and a little blood so that's a plus. So this chick Amy and her boyfriend Dawson go to there small town carnival with some friends, Amy tells her parents she going to a movie but her little brother knows she going to carnival so he sneaks out of the house to go too. Everything is going good its your regular fair rides, games, a magic show, a fortune teller, and of course a "funhouse" , but there is a lot of weird dirty people walking around, which guess is normal for a shitty carnival. These kids have getting high as fuck all night long and for reason they think it would a great idea to spend the night in the funhouse. They witness some carny freak kill the fortune teller and then the killer is after them one by one they start dying. This is a pretty good movie all in all, so go out and check it out.

The Funhouse (1981) ***
Gore : 3 stars
Boobs : 4