The Dyatlov Pass Incident (2013)

Ok, I am really into the real incident that inspired this movie, I would do some research on it a little bit before you watch the movie. I think you'll appreciate more. The movie is your basic documentary horror style that a lot of people have been doing lately. This wants to do a college paper on the death of a group of hikers in the Russian mountains in 1959. They were found dead and all fucked up, like mutated and shit. It's creepy as fuck. So this group of college kids plan to go to Russia and figure out what really happened to them, and as in any good horror movie they get there things are going smooth the first day and the shit starts getting fucked up.

It's not really a gory movie, but the story and the history of Dyatlov Pass really make it interesting. Although it is just another basic mocumentary horror movie I thought it was pretty good. The dialog was good, the acting was good, and the story was good. I'm not sure if there is a dvd of it? I found it on Youtube, but check it out. 

Bloody Pit of Horror (1965)

Bloody Pit of Horror starring Mickey Hargitay from "The Love of Hercules" and "Promises!Promises!" with Jane Mansfield. This movie starts out in the mid evil times with an executioner getting executed for his crimes of torture. They put him in some sort of iron maiden with a glass window, he has been sentenced to death by his own torture device. He curses them all and swears revenge and they shut the door and seal it. There is not a lot of blood but its a good start.

We then fast forward to the 60's. A group of photographers from a book sleeve company or some shit, drive to an old castle for a photo shoot. They think the castle is abandoned but there is some weirdo that lives their with some big muscled guy wearing a tight sailor shirt (kind of homo erotic but subtle). He kicks all of them out of the castle but then he agrees to let the crew stay the night after there long drive, they are told not to go into the dungeons and of course they do like a bunch of dumbasses. The group sets up to do there photo shoot and they find a brunch of mid evil gear and they start fucking around and they break the seal on the executioners tomb. The executioner is back and bodies start piling up.

This movie is pretty good. Its has a very playful S&M feel to it and I was surprise to see this in a 1965 film. Maybe I'm just really high but there is some funny acting in it, but then again I find subtle funny things in everything. The kill scenes and traps/torture devices are all pretty cheesy, and there is some blood which is good. If you get a chance check it out, I found the film on some horror comp call "15 films: Horror"

 GORE- 3 stars
Boobs- 0 (but there is some camel toe)

Top 10 70's horror movies

My Top 10 70's Horror Classics


 10.  Count Dracula
  9. The Amityville Horror
  8. Carrie
  7. Jaws
  6. The Hills Have Eyes
  5. Patrick
  4. Return Of The Evil Dead
  3. Omen
  2. Exorcist
  1. Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Satan's Slave (1976)

This satanic thriller about this chick Katherine is on a trip to her uncles with her parents, they pull in the drive way crash the car and it explodes and only she survives. Its all fucked right from the get go her uncle Alexander is creepy, her cousin Steven is creepy, and there is some creepy chick/housekeeper Francis . Her uncle drugs her right away and she doesn't know what the fuck is going, her cousin is trying fuck her, it's weird. Two minutes into this pile of crap Steven is trying fuck this random chick and it soon turns into rape pretty much, rips her clothes to shreds, she won't fuck him so he kills her and that is a bad "kill scene" he stabs her in the stomach and you can tell the blade doesn't even go in....so bad.

So either way Alexander and Steven are trying to resurrect Katherines' great great aunt Camilla who is some powerful witch or something and to do this they have to sacrifice Katherine because she a direct descendant . The only real gore is when Katherine's boyfriend that you meet real quick in the beginning jumps of a building and his head gets all smashed up because her uncle Alexander does some satanic voo-doo shit. It's fucked up. So they have to do the sacrifice on Katherine's 20th birthday, Francis tries to help her escape her uncles mansion but they get caught. They take Katherine out in the woods and they start the sacrifice,Katherine gets loose and make her escape  but "oh shit" surprise ending Katherine's father is still alive, she almost makes it out but her father convinces her it was all a dream but he's in on it too.
Bad acting, bad kill scenes, and bad filming. All around just a shitty movies.

Satan's Slave (1976) **
gore : 2 stars
boobs: 6 1/2